Here's a conversation I had with a friend- I had to change his name to protect his identity.
Rictis (11:43:21 AM): what you doing today?
QEFTVG (11:43:39 AM): homework maybe
QEFTVG(11:43:50 AM): i should be in class in half hour, but not gonna go
Rictis (11:45:34 AM): ah I see. Masturbation is more important sometimes
Rictis (11:45:40 AM): more impotent sometimes
QEFTVG (11:46:01 AM): haha
QEFTVG (11:46:42 AM): masturbation makes me tired
QEFTVG (11:46:46 AM): can't go to school
Rictis (11:46:52 AM): lots of work
Rictis (11:46:57 AM): lots of home-o work
QEFTVG (11:49:19 AM): yeah, makes your balls loose.. tell tale sign that you've been jerking off
Rictis (11:49:25 AM): HAHAHA
Rictis (11:49:31 AM): can I quote you on that?
QEFTVG (11:49:35 AM): yes
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